267 Days No Bukkake! Then....

By matt nappo | Dec 04, 2024
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A humorous conversation among friends about a photo discrepancy leads to absurd jokes about bukkake and its cleanup.

wasn't there 7 of them? There's only 5 in that picture. 6. There's 6 in the picture. The other ones are down on their knees, the other 2 guys. The other one is taking care of me. They couldn't get in the shot. Well, they got the shot. Funny shot. He's down on his knees yelling, more cow balls, more cow balls. They need more cow balls. Cow balls. I'm feeling distracted for some reason. Do you think they invented the word Bukkake? For, for, we need a sign, though. We, we've had, uh, two hundred and 67 consecutive days with no bukkake. But now we're back at the bukkake. We need a graphic for that. Yeah, now we're back to 0. Yeah. 0 days. Damn it. Alright. We've had a, a bukkake incident on the, on the floor. That's a slippery incident. Anyways, go on. It is. Who cleans up, who cleans up the bukkake? Bukkake, ah, cleaned up in aisle 7. Hopefully it cleaned up before somebody rolls through it with their wheelchair. Listen, the little coming tire tracks only happened when I was eleven, and that's how my parents caught me masturbating. That was a onetime thing. Thank you. It's a onetime thing, but you're gonna keep telling it until everybody hears it.