Airport Security & Memory Implants WTF !

By matt nappo | Dec 19, 2024
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The video discusses navigating airport security for travelers with medical implants and shares humorous perspectives on memory challenges.

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Travelers with medical implants share experiences and advice for passing through airport security.

There are certain aspects of the TSA, Customs and Border Patrol, and the authorities in terms of the police that have to work within certain parameters of HIPAA in regards to medical and medical privacy information. For example, when I go to an airport, I have metal knee so do i okay so yeah they don't if i want to go through the airport and they scan me and it's like even though sometimes it does sometimes it doesn't i don't know what the difference is um but they'll ask me you know now i tell them i have a metal knee because i want to get through okay plain and simple all you need to do is say is it medical And you know that little card that you get from the doctors? Because I had my knee replaced this last February. That little card that they give you that says you have a fake joint. They gave you a card? Yeah, they did. See, this is why I need to go to a white doctor instead of the guy in that van in the alley. I didn't get a card. He just said, trust me, you'll be fine. Just to be fair, I would recommend going to an Asian doctor. Um I'll go to any doctor that gets the job done. I actually went to a witch doctor. Which doctor? I don't remember.

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Various speakers humorously discuss personal memory issues and the idea of intelligence augmentation.

I'm starting to suffer from that as well. I can't remember anything either. Do they make a chip that you can implant that makes somebody funny? What the fuck? Jesus Christ. I don't know about that, but we're definitely moving in the direction where augmentation is becoming more and more profound.