The video discusses various anecdotes, including a joke, a family dinner scenario, and a story involving a motorcycle and Vaseline, all delivered in a podcast format.

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Speaker shares a joke about a motorcycle and Vaseline.

You know, and I The joke that I have one joke that got over a million views and it's about a guy banging his girlfriend on the dinner table and then banging her mother on the dinner table. But it's told in such a way- I know that joke. Please- that it flew right by them. Yeah, yeah. Please tell that joke because I That's one of my favorite jokes. If you could. So, a guy is buying a used motorcycle. I'm, I'm gonna tell it my way, I'm not gonna tell it TikTok way. Right, right. Um, but it's pre- it's so close to the same. But a guy is buying a used motorcycle from his cousin and he says, "My God, your motorcycle is so, so beautiful. It's like, it's like brand new. What's your secret?" He says, "Well, I got a tube of Vaseline, and whenever it's about to rain, I coat the chrome with Vaseline. That way it doesn't tarnish and it doesn't rust and the motorcycle stays like new." And he said, "You know, you're taking the motorcycle. Hell, take the tube of Vaseline." So the guy takes the tube of Vaseline and he gets on his new motorcycle and goes to pick up his girlfriend and they're gonna go to her family's house and he's gonna have dinner and meet her parents for the very first time.

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Speaker and others discuss the joke.

My family is very weird. You can't talk during dinner because if you talk during dinner, you gotta do the dishes." And he's like, "Oh, p- yeah, all right." You know, "What's the big d-" They pull up in front of her parent's house and the whole front yard is dirty dishes. And the steps going up to the house, , dirty dishes. The front porch is full of dirty dishes.

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The story continues with the motorcycle owner going to his girlfriend's house for dinner, with a yard full of dirty dishes.

He walks in and the front parlor and the living room, there's dirty dishes. They haven't done the dishes forever. Well, they sit down to eat and the whole meal nobody talks.

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And the guy's a little horny and he figures nobody's gonna say anything, so he takes his girlfriend and puts her on the din- dinner table and bangs her.

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So he's still a little horny and her mother's kind of cute so, , he puts his girlfriend off the table and puts her mother on the table and starts doing her mother.

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