The Most Unexpected Joke Ever Told!

By matt nappo | Oct 21, 2025
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Speaker tells a filthy joke about a man, his girlfriend, and her mother, with the punchline involving Vaseline and the father volunteering to do the dishes, and also mentions getting 1.1 million views on TikTok.

And the guy's a little horny and he figures nobody's gonna say anything, so he takes his girlfriend and puts her on the din- dinner table and bangs her. And nobody says nothing. So he's still a little horny and her mother's kind of cute so, , he puts his girlfriend off the table and puts her mother on the table and starts doing her mother. And just then he looks out the window and it's starting to rain on his motorcycle. So, he reaches in his pocket and takes out the tube of Vaseline, and her father jumps up and says, "All right! All right! I'll do the fucking dishes!" Which is just the greatest, filthiest joke. I got 1.1 million on f- on TikTok.


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