Wife's Paralysis Joke - Dark Comedy Gold!

By matt nappo | Jul 13, 2025
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The video is a comedy show that discusses various topics, including the opening act, jokes, Steven's departure, and a car accident story.

[35:19-35:25]

The video discusses the opening act, bio creation, Friars' Club, and jokes, with a focus on Steven's departure and a car accident story.

She's dead." ......... All right.

[34:33-35:04]

Speaker introduces a joke about a paralyzed wife and her husband's caretaking duties, which ends with a dark punchline.

You know that story about the guy whose wife got in a terrible car accident? No. And, uh, they call him into the hospital and doc comes out and says, "Listen. She's in terrible shape. she's completely paralyzed. You know, arms, legs, neck, everything. Uh, you're gonna have to wait on her hand and foot for, for the rest of her life. Uh, you're gonna have to take her to the bathroom and wipe her, and do everything for her.

[35:04-35:30]

She's a complete completely unable to do anything to take care of hers- take care of herself." And the guy's like, "Doc, my god. That's so horrible." And the doctor says, "I'm just fucking with you. She's dead." ......... All right. See, it has a happy ending. All awesome. Yeah, there you go. That story has a happy ending. I love it.

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